All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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