I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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