Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
