Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize