I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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