Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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