If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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