I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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