Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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