I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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