ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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