you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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