I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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