He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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