just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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