He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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