just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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