Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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