Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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