At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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