So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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