she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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