The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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