just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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