you would pick up someone in the library
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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