yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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