just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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