Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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