Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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