I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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