Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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