i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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