Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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