let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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