so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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