the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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