i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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