your parents love me but you hate me
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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