"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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