Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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