exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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