what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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