Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
im on a boat
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