Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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