We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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