Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Do vagina's smell?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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