if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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