at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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