So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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