belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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