we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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