My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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