Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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