I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
