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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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