I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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